Lets say your brother graduated from MIT in 1982, what is he asking for as a graduation present? Gold-ass funky-fresh calculator watch, thas what! This is the first calculator watch ever made, and it’s gotta be the only one that costs more than $14.99. It will be mine someday. If I can get my hands on a time machine, I will go back to 1931 with a fake accounting degree. I will then spend 40 years working diligently for a small accounting firm outside of Buffalo. I will retire in 1971, and sit back and wait for them to present me with a brand new 14 carat gold calculator watch at my retirement dinner held in the Radisson ballroom. Then I will naturally yell “Fooled ya! I’m from the future you morons. PEACE” ZZZAAPP!
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